she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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