Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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