Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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