He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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