Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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