I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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