I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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