Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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