I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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