So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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