I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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