If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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