Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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