I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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