So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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