I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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