Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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