So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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