Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
