whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Less talking, more tequila
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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