I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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