We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
