you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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