Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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