Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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