All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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