So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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