my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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