Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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