? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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