they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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