You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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