She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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