I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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