All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You made out with two different species that night
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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