we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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