i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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