can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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