So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We just shotgunned beers for America
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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