he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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