No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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