yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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