Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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