Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
they're like a gay fantastic four
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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