what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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