she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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