Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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