people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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