We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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