in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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