I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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