HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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