just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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