do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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