Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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